Adam Speaks Out Of Turn

What’s the world record point score for going 60mph by the Grand Ol’ Opry?

Dad

9/2/10, 5:59am Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsahfe9qq

So I’ll be a minority again, which i love.

Amber

9/1/10, 8:41pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsahe0ghy

Every proper man has a innate understanding of physics. Well, straight men.

Scott B.

9/1/10, 8:57am Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsahc629b

I wish you knew what FourSquare was because then this would be alot less awkward.

Scott S, to a waitress mentioned in a FourSquare tip he discovered.

8/31/10, 7:00pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsaha8fpr

8/31/10, 5:21pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsah9ywi2

8/31/10, 5:21pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsah9ywh7

8/30/10, 12:13pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsah5wh4z

8/29/10, 11:53am Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsah2gb8m

I miss the days when this would have been more sad than funny.

8/28/10, 7:36pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsah05uo3

That mullet was so bad that multiple people in this office now have videos of it

Scott

8/26/10, 7:54pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsagtojvu

8/26/10, 7:52am Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsagrx2lg

via Justin Hayden, a friend of mine from college.

High-res 8/24/10, 4:47pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsagmp1ro

8/24/10, 12:08am Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsagkmz9c

why don’t we hire them both and then, after a month, give the one we like the most a knife?

Mike, proposing how to figure out who to hire from among two very strong candidates

Notes: 1 8/23/10, 11:13pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsagkieri

You’re much less combat effective if you can only fire off rounds between the plane and the ground, but not after.

Scott S., re dying due to a parachute failing to open.

8/23/10, 4:31pm Short URL: http://tumblr.com/xsagjfjof