February 2012
3 posts
“Dat speech lady at he school say he got a problem but she ain’t heard him...”
– Overheard at Quiznos…again
“The Jesus, he take his love and he spread it all over dat like mayo or ranch...”
– Overheard at Quiznos
January 2012
6 posts
Kermit And Miss Piggy Speak Out Against FOX News... →
When you actually believe that The Muppets movie might be pushing some sort of communist, anti-oil agenda on our kids, you’ve got problems, but when you are called out by Kermit and Miss Piggy, two fleece-skinned superstars that aren’t afraid to tell it like it is, your claims start to look like utter hogwash. Watch as my favorite frog (sorry Frogger!) and pig (sorry Babe!) put the commie claims...
December 2011
6 posts
“I like saying that all my injuries occur in bed.”
– Dad, re having a bum knee
Amber: wait, am I in your way?
Mom: yes, I...
Amber: well, just deal with it...
“Well, no one else is mooing”
– Mom, after Dad started mooing from being herded into an attraction
To a Mouse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
The best laid plans of mice and men / go often askew, / and leave us nothing but grief and pain / for promised joy!
now one of my favorite poems
November 2011
8 posts
Tommy: oh cool. it's an "arch-ah-peleg-gee-oh"
Adam: you mean archipelago, right?
Tommy: yeah, that.
October 2011
14 posts
DOGHOUSE | Fax Machine Timeline →
cute and so very true…
Siri says the darnedest things. →
Preschool: The Best Job-Training Program : Planet... →
Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing... →
Sometimes The Onion reports the truth.
Men Photographed in Stereotypical Pin-Up Poses →
Ladies, I didn’t realize how ridiculous we asked you to look in photos…I’m so so sorry…
WatchBen Goldacre: Battling Bad Science
“Paint Creek, Tex. — In the early years of his political career, Rick Perry began...”
– Rick Perry family’s hunting camp still known to many by old racially charged name - The Washington Post
September 2011
6 posts
Two ways of looking at things. →
Square bringing Chrono Trigger, others to iOS (and... →
…if you don’t hear from me for a while, don’t assume I’m dead, assume I’m playing the crap out of this game
Homeowners begin to return to fire-ravaged Texas... →
Wait for it….
….Wait for it
That last paragraph is a doozy, no?
“The day’s fourth hijacked airliner seemed to be hurtling toward Washington. [Lt....”
– F-16 pilot was ready to give her life on Sept. 11 - The Washington Post
Really really amazing narrative. Highly suggested read.
August 2011
9 posts
Top Ten Myths about Introverts - Jerry Brito →
Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways....
