October 2009
32 posts
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“I’m sure if a nuke ever went off it’d be roaches and Italian soda”
– Jacob, on espresso flavored Italian soda
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“I can’t grip the can with my hands because it’s got cheese-ball dust...”
– Scott
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Scott S: what is this crap floating in my tea?
Scott B: man juice
Scott S: *takes swig*
Scott S: hmm, no. Not that.
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Mom: Look at the color of Dad's eyes. It's usually slightly different every day.
Dad: Do they tell something about my soul?
Mom: No, they tell something about the lighting
Left vs Right (World) | David McCandless &... →
Placebo Effect Caught on MRI →
Not only is the placebo effect becoming stronger, but it’s now been imaged for the first time by researchers with fMRI machines. Falk Eippert at the University Medical Centre…
Playing God? Texas Jury Consulted Bible Before... →
Khristian Oliver is set to be executed next month, after jurors used Old Testament passages to determine whether he should live or die.
Large Hadron Collider sabotaged by time travel? →
An interesting theory has been revealed which may point to the reasons so much is going wrong with the Large Hadron Collider, and it revolves around time travel.
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“Wait..was it like the rat OD’ed?”
– Bobby’s response to Lindsay’s story about finding a rat in a pay-by-hour motel
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“Hold on. I’m going to put you on speakerphone so I can cut my wrists”
– Bobby (and no, he didn’t actually do it)
Can a Godless Society be a “Good” Society? →
Is the belief in (or fear of, depending on your point of view) God necessary to have a “good” society? What would a nation of atheists look like? Would a godless country lead to lawlessness…
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A Face For Chrissy →
Ten years ago, Chrissy Steltz lost her eyes, nose, and part of her face when another teenager fired a shotgun from five feet away. She has been denied prosthetic surgery because the…
Helen Thomas Rules →
On Thursday afternoon, Thomas gave a clinic in fortitude to President Obama’s spokesman, Robert Gibbs, during the briefing.
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“It’s like ‘spicy #4’ on my back right now”
– Jacob, re standing in the hot sun outside of a Thai restaurant
Apple plans Mighty Mouse makeover →
Twenty five years after introducing the world to mouse-based computing, Apple co-founder Steve Jobs is now hoping to deliver significant advances to the input device by applying the company’s…
Top Things you Think You Know about Iran that are... →
Thursday is a fateful day for the world, as the US, other members of the United Nations Security Council, and Germany meet in Geneva with Iran in a bid to resolve outstanding issues. Although…
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“Artichokes are the veggy of MEN”
– Sam, emphasize his own