November 2009
29 posts
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“You can taste the deception”
– Sam, re New China Grille
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“If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist?”
– Ricky Gervais
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Dad: Check it out. Turducken Jambalaya
Me: cool, and it has sausage in it to.
Dad: Technically it's a turkey, duck, chicken, sausage jambalaya.
Me: Gees, dad, do you know how many animals are in this?
*pause*
Dad: ....No, cause I'm not sure how many are in the sausage.
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“Jeff, I think it’s time to turn that off. I’m…um…being...”
– Me, kindly and calmy asking Jeff to turn off the air-pump that was covering me in plastic shavings from a mismounted engine.
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“I’ve been married to him for 26 years, I can ignore him if I want to.”
– Mom, re Dad
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“Fox News is to Cable News Networks as The Special Olympics are to Winners. If...”
– John Stewart
…and yes, I find it a bit on the mean side as well
WatchI have never heard of this game before….but I might have to get it JUST for this mode of gameplay
Starbucks Gold Card members to lose their 10... →
I haven’t done the math with my own usage of this program yet, but I’m initially pretty disappointed….:-(
Watch
Beth Orton – Carmella (Four Tet remix) – Free... →
(link is to Last.fm, the only place I could find where you could hear it for free)
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“I’ve studied abroad…or two.”
– Sumner
“Where was The FED during the Latin American Dance Crisis?”
– Commentator on public radio
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“She’s like that lady from Green Acres talking about public policy”
– Bobby, on Arianna Huffington
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“There must be some way to Hasselhoff a banana…”
– Mike
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“No, I remembered what I had forgotten and that wasn’t even on the list.”
– Bobby
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Google Wave
Dad: So it sounds like, to me, that the only way these things usually catch on is if it has something to do with porn
Adam: Well maybe...it's not really about that, though. It's more about collaboration.
Dad: That sounds like sex to me. right?