January 2010
27 posts
1 tag
“I’m over here farting to improve the air quality.”
– Dad, re Adam burning the popcorn
Jan 1st
December 2009
34 posts
Terrorism Still Less Deadly in US Than Lack of... →
Dec 30th
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Study finds link between house chores and sex →
Dec 27th
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Mom: how come you always end up translating for us?
Adam: because I can understand you and he speaks English.
Dec 27th
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“Mooooom!!! He infringed upon the joyous nature of this merry holiday!!!”
– Amber, while negotiating to open one present on Christmas eve.
Dec 25th
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“Aaww, that’s cute, British People, but stop cooking.”
– Amber, on how the French view British cuisine.
Dec 24th
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“The character really means well. He’s willfully ignorant of what you know...”
– Stephen Colbert, on his character ‘Stephen Colbert’ (src)
Dec 23rd
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“Oh god, stick to geology, dad!”
– Amber, re Dad’s attempt at decorating a cookie
Dec 23rd
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conducive to logs
Adam: ooo, Mike, may not need help with proftpd-logging after all. Apparently it just waited around until after I had some french-style pork & beans to start being a decent unix citizen on me
Mike: lol
Bernerd: everyone knows that pork and beans are conducive to logs.
Dec 22nd
Accept Defeat: The Neuroscience of Screwing Up →
Dec 22nd
Bowling Facts Sure To Bowl You Over →
Dec 22nd
Simpsons Arcade (sort of) released on iPhone →
Dec 22nd
America can't make things because managers all... →
Dec 21st
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“Can I just tie this whisk to Nemo’s tail and compliment him?”
– Dad, re pancake batter
Dec 20th
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“I’m going to excercise my power of veto. It’s pretty much the only...”
– Dad
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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“Certain PR problems can only be overcome by death.”
– Bobby
Dec 18th
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“It’s kind of like holding a pillow over a baby only to realize the baby...”
– Bobby
Dec 17th
Gestural Computing Breakthrough Turns LCD Into a... →
Dec 16th
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“I was upset but then they gave me the lauging gas and I got over it.”
– Lindsay
Dec 15th
Dec 13th
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“(An adrenaline gland) sounds most inconvienent. Consider having it removed.”
– Spock
Dec 12th
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“Yeah, I’d eat there….if I couldn’t find a rat near by to club”
– Mike, on his preference for where to eat
Dec 10th
Hulk smash puny placebo effect! →
Dec 9th
Ten Ways Space Travel Isn’t Like Television or the... →
Dec 9th
Reaganomics is dead →
Dec 8th
Dear God, please confirm what I already believe -... →
Dec 3rd
1 tag
“It’s like you’re in prison and there’s a big black guy named...”
– Mike
Dec 1st
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