January 2010
27 posts
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I’m over here farting to improve the air quality.
– Dad, re Adam burning the popcorn
December 2009
34 posts
Terrorism Still Less Deadly in US Than Lack of... →
Study finds link between house chores and sex →
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Mom: how come you always end up translating for us?
Adam: because I can understand you and he speaks English.
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Mooooom!!! He infringed upon the joyous nature of this merry holiday!!!
– Amber, while negotiating to open one present on Christmas eve.
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Aaww, that’s cute, British People, but stop cooking.
– Amber, on how the French view British cuisine.
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The character really means well. He’s willfully ignorant of what you know...
– Stephen Colbert, on his character ‘Stephen Colbert’ (src)
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Oh god, stick to geology, dad!
– Amber, re Dad’s attempt at decorating a cookie
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conducive to logs
Adam: ooo, Mike, may not need help with proftpd-logging after all. Apparently it just waited around until after I had some french-style pork & beans to start being a decent unix citizen on me
Mike: lol
Bernerd: everyone knows that pork and beans are conducive to logs.
Accept Defeat: The Neuroscience of Screwing Up →
Bowling Facts Sure To Bowl You Over →
Simpsons Arcade (sort of) released on iPhone →
America can't make things because managers all... →
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Can I just tie this whisk to Nemo’s tail and compliment him?
– Dad, re pancake batter
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I’m going to excercise my power of veto. It’s pretty much the only...
– Dad
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Certain PR problems can only be overcome by death.
– Bobby
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It’s kind of like holding a pillow over a baby only to realize the baby...
– Bobby
Gestural Computing Breakthrough Turns LCD Into a... →
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I was upset but then they gave me the lauging gas and I got over it.
– Lindsay
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(An adrenaline gland) sounds most inconvienent. Consider having it removed.
– Spock
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Yeah, I’d eat there….if I couldn’t find a rat near by to club
– Mike, on his preference for where to eat
Hulk smash puny placebo effect! →
Ten Ways Space Travel Isn’t Like Television or the... →
Reaganomics is dead →
Dear God, please confirm what I already believe -... →
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It’s like you’re in prison and there’s a big black guy named...
– Mike