March 2009
83 posts
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Tommy: there you go
Todd: aah, gracias
Tommy: I don't have a grassy ass...
Adam: he mows!
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“Oh, man. Pull your brain off the passenger seat and put it back in.”
– Bobby, on horrible drivers.
Important Notice: MSN Encarta to be Discontinued -... →
oh no! all of my 6th-7th grade papers won’t be properly cited anymore!
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“We didn’t have drug addicts in Oklahoma. We imported them from Arkansas.”
– Bobby
“Q: What are the elements you must include to make a true ’50s scifi...”
– AMC - Blogs - SciFi Scanner - Alien Trespass Director Outlines the Rules for SciFi B-Movies
Denton officer arrested after dispute with his... →
What makes this article interesting is that he’s being charged with ‘family violence’. Texas is a heavily conservative state that is not particularly friendly to alternative lifestyles…yet they seem to acknowledge this alternative family.
Texas Freedom Network: A Mainstream Voice to... →
hmmm, apparently TX isn’t full of religious ideologues after all
WatchDog does not want to play ball from Dave McG on Vimeo.
Senator proposes nonprofit status for newspapers →
“My left eyeball is pulsating. That can’t be good.”
– Scott, in the middle of coding
“I’m usually good about expanding my horizons but not when it comes to...”
– Lindsay, on trying fried chicken livers
Nyuk, nyuk! Sean Penn joins ‘Three Stooges’ →
He will likely play Larry while Jim Carrey may play Curly.
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Adam (to Pandora): ok...I don't want to listen to 'The Devil Wears Prada' soundtrack, thank you very much
Todd: oh c'mon, it challenges the soul
“LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Music producer Phil Spector, on trial for...”
– DA: Who buys shoes, then commits suicide? - CNN.com really really REALLY crappy reporting by CNN. You don’t open a article about the trial of someone declaring the defendant ‘a very dangerous man’. He is innocent until proven guilty, period.
Photojojo » How to Develop Film Using Coffee and... →
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“People whose faces turn red when they drink alcohol may be facing more than...”
– Blushing Drinkers at Risk for Esophageal Cancer - NYTimes.com sh!t, I do that.
GE Uses Digital Hologram To Advertize Windmills →
“Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim...”
– Yuri Orlov (Character) - Quotes
Nostalgia for a future that never happened: Bruce... →
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sometimes the banter goes places it shouldn't
From the other room: OH GOD!!!!!1
*pause*
Todd: .... what's going on in there?
Adam: oh he...uh...shot himself
Todd: oh ok. must have been a silent bullet
Adam: well, like, he had a silencer on the machine gun
Todd: aah yeah
Adam: I'm not sure how he silenced the 50-60 bullet casing hitting the ground though
Todd: he probably put a pillow about 3 feet off
Drew: Todd apparently has experience in these things
“In Scotland and Ireland, the word “Messages” is also used to mean...”
– Message - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assertTrue( ): Developers should not be allowed to... →
'Unleashed' indoor dog park in Dallas bans pit... →
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“I can’t tell if it as a man, woman, or David Bowie.”
– Bobby, re a flight attendant
Religious Belief Linked to Desire for Aggressive... →
1000 Greyscale Silk icons for use in wireframing →
Lesbians in the Game of Life →
Have you ever noticed that Wendy’s doesn’t have a breakfast menu? It’s probably because square pancakes just don’t fly.
Rude Awakening →
Twitter in 3D →
Woman guilty of killing baby in clothes dryer →
WatchTim Berners Lee, at TED
Apple Mail plug-ins and tools →
