“Dat speech lady at he school say he got a problem but she ain’t heard him when he praying cause dey don’t ‘low dat. He talk just fine when he prayin’.” — Overheard at Quiznos…again
“The Jesus, he take his love and he spread it all over dat like mayo or ranch dressin’” — Overheard at Quiznos
Found on /r/atheism this morning. Pretty poignant.
Kermit And Miss Piggy Speak Out Against FOX News Report -
When you actually believe that The Muppets movie might be pushing some sort of communist, anti-oil agenda on our kids, you’ve got problems, but when you are called out by Kermit and Miss Piggy, two fleece-skinned superstars that aren’t afraid to tell it like it is, your claims start to look like utter hogwash. Watch as my favorite frog (sorry Frogger!) and pig (sorry Babe!) put the commie claims to bed via press conference.
–via Comedy Central
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“I like saying that all my injuries occur in bed.” — Dad, re having a bum knee
“Well, no one else is mooing” — Mom, after Dad started mooing from being herded into an attraction
To a Mouse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia -
The best laid plans of mice and men / go often askew, / and leave us nothing but grief and pain / for promised joy!
now one of my favorite poems