“What’s the world record point score for going 60mph by the Grand Ol’ Opry?” — Dad
“So I’ll be a minority again, which i love.” — Amber
“Every proper man has a innate understanding of physics. Well, straight men.” — Scott B.
“I wish you knew what FourSquare was because then this would be alot less awkward.” — Scott S, to a waitress mentioned in a FourSquare tip he discovered.
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I miss the days when this would have been more sad than funny.
“That mullet was so bad that multiple people in this office now have videos of it” — Scott
[video]
via Justin Hayden, a friend of mine from college.
The Biggest Cult Movie of All Time
“why don’t we hire them both and then, after a month, give the one we like the most a knife?” — Mike, proposing how to figure out who to hire from among two very strong candidates
“You’re much less combat effective if you can only fire off rounds between the plane and the ground, but not after.” — Scott S., re dying due to a parachute failing to open.