“If I die in this elevator I love you” — Random chick in the elevator with me
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“Well, it’s good to know I’d hypothetically survive.” — Jacob
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“Meanwhile in Australia” via i.imgur.com
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“If the minority doesn’t know about the rule, the majority doesn’t have to tell them.” — Scott B., re rules of “shotgun” (claiming of the front passenger seat of the car)
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“My 9-year-old nephew calls my hood ornament a gun-sight” — Tommy
“There’s a desktop back there labeled “Bad Machine”. I’m worried about it’s self-esteem later in life.” — Bobby
