Mar
2nd
Tue
2nd
Feb
27th
Sat
27th
- Tommy: she has 37.5 kids with her 14 boyfriends
- Bobby: whose the half?
- Tommy: we call him Stumpy
Feb
26th
Fri
26th
I just flexed and they got intimidated.
— Schwartz, on how he knocked over empty glass bottles with his butt
Feb
24th
Wed
24th
You take medicine with beer, right?
— Scott
If they offered a degree in rolling your eyes and kissing up, that’d be a useful degree.
— Bobby
Feb
23rd
Tue
23rd
These cheeseballs changed my life. It’s like meeting Jesus for the first time, really…
— Josiah, on how awesome the UTZ Barrel of Cheeseballs are
Feb
22nd
Mon
22nd
Feb
18th
Thu
18th
That printer is tough. It could beat Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer at the same time with one USB cable tied behind its back
— Bobby
He’s not a tax evader, he’s a tax invader.
