Watches bad movies so you don’t have toTumblr (3.0; @afcool83)http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/“Dat speech lady at he school say he got a problem but she ain’t heard him when he praying cause dey don’t ‘low dat. He talk just fine when he prayin’.”<br/><br/> - <em>Overheard at Quiznos…again</em>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/17379690448http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/17379690448Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:44:37 -0600“The Jesus, he take his love and he spread it all over dat like mayo or ranch dressin’”<br/><br/> - <em>Overheard at Quiznos</em>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/17379223732http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/17379223732Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:31:26 -0600<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypx35U8uj1qz53x3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Found on /r/atheism this morning. Pretty poignant.</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16863641288http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16863641288Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:18:41 -0600<a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2012/01/31/kermit-and-miss-piggy-speak-out-against-fox-news-report/">Kermit And Miss Piggy Speak Out Against FOX News Report</a>: <p>When you actually believe that The Muppets movie might be pushing some sort of communist, anti-oil agenda on our kids, you’ve got problems, but when you are called out by Kermit and Miss Piggy, two fleece-skinned superstars that aren’t afraid to tell it like it is, your claims start to look like utter hogwash. Watch as my favorite frog (sorry Frogger!) and pig (sorry Babe!) put the commie claims to bed via press conference.<br/> –via Comedy Central</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16816143213http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16816143213Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:50:12 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zeoT66v4EHg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>CATcerto. ENTIRE PERFORMANCE. Mindaugas Piecaitis, Nora The Piano Cat</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16681594481http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16681594481Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:35:45 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lycvhfQ6s71qz53x3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16462430325http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/16462430325Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:15:15 -0600<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BCLscDIJs9g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Kids are unusually brilliant</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/15861052935http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/15861052935Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:17:43 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8wOmi-atyNk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/15600774990http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/15600774990Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:03:06 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhv3c7JGU1qz53x3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/15521366791http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/15521366791Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:21:09 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpva0RtgD1qz53x3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14780070817http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14780070817Sun, 25 Dec 2011 16:00:05 -0600“I like saying that all my injuries occur in bed.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dad, re having a bum knee</em>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14740119524http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14740119524Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:00:05 -0600Amber: wait, am I in your way?<br /> Mom: yes, I...<br /> Amber: well, just deal with it...http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14688558440http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14688558440Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:05:05 -0600“Well, no one else is mooing”<br/><br/> - <em>Mom, after Dad started mooing from being herded into an attraction</em>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14635136856http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14635136856Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:05:05 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0tqb6RcJ1qz53x3o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14048589777http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/14048589777Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:58:59 -0600<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_a_Mouse">To a Mouse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a>: <p><i>The best laid plans of mice and men / go often askew, / and leave us nothing but grief and pain / for promised joy!</i></p> <p>now one of my favorite poems</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13802049015http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13802049015Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:36:12 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ql71toSXNRY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The iPad is better than newspapers in all kinds of ways…except for one.</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13423229578http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13423229578Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:03:00 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6wjo4O0c1qz53x3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tillie, having a nap</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13275635406http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13275635406Thu, 24 Nov 2011 18:11:47 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4olwRuhZ1qz53x3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13214212110http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13214212110Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:25:08 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OTVE5iPMKLg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13031042465http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/13031042465Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:31:06 -0600<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KxIlhHbPork?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Latte Art (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxIlhHbPork">umpoul</a>)</p> <p>I need to find the patience to learn this craft…cause…wow…</p>http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/12954772438http://adam.speaksoutofturn.com/post/12954772438Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:38:21 -0600