Adam Speaks Out Of Turn

Watches bad movies so you don't have to

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Posted 1 year ago
so, like, what part of that is a good idea?

Chris, to Mike
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Posted 1 year ago
you look like you’d fry up pretty good.

James, to Mike
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Posted 1 year ago
oh, that blows you in the face if you don’t know it’s coming.

Adam, (submitted by Todd)
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Posted 1 year ago
give me a shot. I need to prove my manship.

Nick
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Posted 1 year ago
if we would have deployed near a black hole, it would have only been down for 30 years.

Mike
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Posted 1 year ago
what? that? That’s just the fart-board with the best SEO.

Chris, on why he chose a specific fart soundboard.
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Posted 1 year ago
- Scott B: so let me get this straight, you did this task?
- Mike: um, no, you're misconfused.
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Posted 1 year ago
That just proves that, if you want to get something done, just put AC/DC on.

James, coming down from being in the zone
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Posted 1 year ago
every time I talk to you, you’re eating something.

Amy, to Scott B.
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Posted 1 year ago
by the way….never ever search for ‘gay moped’.

Nick
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Posted 1 year ago
Ow, that hurt…..hey, at least you threw something edible.

Mike, after Chris hit him in the head with a cookie.
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Posted 1 year ago
- Chris: it'd also be really nice to fix the milestone thing
- Scott B: what milestone?
- Chris: ...exactly
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Posted 1 year ago
I checked on your excercise-room access, and it’s republican-only.

Bobby, explaining to Mike why his card wouldn’t work.
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Posted 1 year ago
This is where plants come to die.

Chris, re our employer’s penchant for forgetting to water the plants.
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Posted 1 year ago
there’s a gay joke here…I’m not gonna say it, I’m just going to point it out. you could make a gay joke here.

James
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